Huh?
Oh! No. I don't believe that bullshit, I'm just here to drop this link to this fucking atrocity of a book that has been made into a movie that looks even more atrocious.
I tried to read this book because, hey, self-torture makes you smart, dontcha know? I didn't do a good job of succeeding, and I ended up laughing too hard at the library, had to be told to be quiet, apologized, left, lost my place on the page, and that was all it took for me to stop reading. Losing my place on the page. Man, even Twilight had me reading to the end for the sake of reading the literary equivalent of a trainwreck.
True story.
Here's the trailer.
That sound you are hearing is the sound of your brain trying to reject the idea that we are still living in an age where this will, beyond a shadow of a doubt, be a smash hit at the box office and usher in a year's worth of schmaltzy feel-good Christian evangelism via cinema.
You know I'm right.
...Unfortunately.
I don't want to be, I just am going to be.
Oh! No. I don't believe that bullshit, I'm just here to drop this link to this fucking atrocity of a book that has been made into a movie that looks even more atrocious.
I tried to read this book because, hey, self-torture makes you smart, dontcha know? I didn't do a good job of succeeding, and I ended up laughing too hard at the library, had to be told to be quiet, apologized, left, lost my place on the page, and that was all it took for me to stop reading. Losing my place on the page. Man, even Twilight had me reading to the end for the sake of reading the literary equivalent of a trainwreck.
True story.
Here's the trailer.
That sound you are hearing is the sound of your brain trying to reject the idea that we are still living in an age where this will, beyond a shadow of a doubt, be a smash hit at the box office and usher in a year's worth of schmaltzy feel-good Christian evangelism via cinema.
You know I'm right.
...Unfortunately.
I don't want to be, I just am going to be.
