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National Day of Prayer declared unconstitutional!
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RE: National Day of Prayer declared unconstitutional!
(April 16, 2010 at 2:44 pm)Thor Wrote: Why don't we have a National Dance Naked Around a Bonfire Under a Full Moon and Sacrifice a Goat Day?

Because I'm too sexy. It would result in many losses of virginity and many breakings of marriage vows. People would flock to the US from oddly named countries (Hungary-Israel-Turkey) and live there for the rest of their lives for the chance to have sex with me briefly once a year.

I know... I'm ruining the fun for everybody... the goat doesn't even get sacrificed, and joins the line with all the others. When it gets to me, i honestly don't notice a difference between the goat and all the other pigs.
(April 16, 2010 at 5:21 pm)leo-rcc Wrote: Some of their actions didn't help much either (like the sign on the winter solstice).

The one with Adrian's face on it?

Angel Cloud

Minimalist Wrote:PETA is protecting the goats.
I don't think PETA should protect the goats... but PETA definitely should protect me :S
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: National Day of Prayer declared unconstitutional! - by Violet - April 19, 2010 at 7:40 am

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