Convert to something, anything. (except what they are)
Druid, Mithraism, FLDS, Peoples Temple, whatever, is what I'm thinking.
You don't have to be any more sincere about it than the in-laws are (I'm betting they ain't Literalist Innerrent Fundies) and you can thank them profusely whenever they stop by for being persistent and getting you to investigate so many religions till you found the right one.
Druid, Mithraism, FLDS, Peoples Temple, whatever, is what I'm thinking.
You don't have to be any more sincere about it than the in-laws are (I'm betting they ain't Literalist Innerrent Fundies) and you can thank them profusely whenever they stop by for being persistent and getting you to investigate so many religions till you found the right one.
