Matt, I for one have given you little else but advice, help and instruction via PM and in open thread! Please stop whining now. I'm getting embarrassed for you.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
