(April 28, 2014 at 4:29 pm)Tonus Wrote:(April 17, 2014 at 9:32 pm)professor Wrote: We are not described as servants or slaves but sons and daughters.Somehow, I don't think that your kids occasionally refer to you as "THE LORD" or "MY LORD" or anything aside from "dad." The biblical writers didn't seem to be able to decide if god was the kindly, loving father or the jealous, angry tyrant. I guess he's really more like the struggling father who tends to hit the bottle just a bit too hard and is one mean fucking drunk.
He probably does have his kids refer to him as "King of Kings" and "Lord of Lords!" And if they touch his special things after being told not to by someone else (E.G. Uzzah, 2 Samuel 6:1-7), he'll Smite them and torture them forever in his fiery dungen.. Yeah.. just like any ol' dad would.
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