What's your sign?

[Coffee Jesus]

I should explain.

I figure since astrology is BS, and since there are so many other constellations, we should identify with whatever constellation we like. It will reinforce the aspects of yourself that you want to embrace.
Pegauses happens to run parallel to Pisces and Aquarius, and its symbolism is way better. Pegasus was a wild flying horse born out of medusa's decapitation that was used to defeat a giant beast that was a third lion, a third snake, and a third goat.

If anyone actually believes it matters, just protest that they have no right to tell you what sign you are.

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Now I researched myself, mostly because I'm bored!
Someone explain what this "means"

Wow, I can't believe I was misled into thinking you were such a nice person!!!

Sun: Leo

Vain

Moon: Scorpio

horny, obsessive, vengeful

Mercury: Virgo

good communicator, attention to detail, obsessive compulsive, rigid, bossy

Venus: Virgo

Unromantic

Mars: Virgo

low libido

Jupiter: Cancer

generous, outgoing, spendthrift, doesn't think before speaking, sense of entitelment, impulsive, fat -- yadda yadda it's a big planet

Saturn: Capricorn

Older than me.

Uranus: Capricorn

But only by several years

Neptune: Capricorn

evil

Pluto:Scorpio

anti-christ