Who says a paladin can't fuck no hoes? In one campaign, I created a lesbian paladin named Angelina. She was quite the womanizer. She would smite evil, save the day and get the girl. Who says she can't have a healthy and active sex life between feats of heroism?
She became good friends with a male ranger in the party and the two would go out to taverns cruising for chicks together (or trolling for wenches).
The first time I began to develop this character, a lovely bard had just finished a performance where her ending was ruined by a halfling that decided to join in uninvited.
"Well, while the halfling didn't add much, I'd like to thank you for bringing such exquisite beauty to this establishment (pause) and your music was lovely too. You must let me reward you with a drink. Barkeep, your strongest, I mean, your finest."
She became good friends with a male ranger in the party and the two would go out to taverns cruising for chicks together (or trolling for wenches).
The first time I began to develop this character, a lovely bard had just finished a performance where her ending was ruined by a halfling that decided to join in uninvited.
"Well, while the halfling didn't add much, I'd like to thank you for bringing such exquisite beauty to this establishment (pause) and your music was lovely too. You must let me reward you with a drink. Barkeep, your strongest, I mean, your finest."
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
