RE: The Tandem Story
May 19, 2014 at 11:25 am
(This post was last modified: May 19, 2014 at 11:28 am by Losty.)
**you guys suck at this. It makes more sense to copy what's already there and then add your sentence. That way after you add your sentence you can go back and read the story and get a good laugh. Amateurs.
What did it matter? he thought as he made his way from one room to the next. His life was over. Lord Tartarus of Tartarusalia, Home of the Tartarus People, located within the Cetus constellation, had decreed his crimes irredeemable and worth nothing short of a slow, agonizing death by internal-death ray combustion. Instead of that, though, he decided to shove a bible up his ass.
Well this ended fast...
He woke up in a bad mood. He hated having short dreams.
What did it matter? he thought as he made his way from one room to the next. His life was over. Lord Tartarus of Tartarusalia, Home of the Tartarus People, located within the Cetus constellation, had decreed his crimes irredeemable and worth nothing short of a slow, agonizing death by internal-death ray combustion. Instead of that, though, he decided to shove a bible up his ass.
Well this ended fast...
He woke up in a bad mood. He hated having short dreams.
