I sympathise. Being a creationist must require such wilful rejection, not just of science but of reality in general, that it goes beyond the bounds of denial and into the realm of performance art.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'