Gay pair to adopt children of unfit Catholic parents

[Ryantology]

Come on out the closet, mehmet. It's so beyond obvious you're in there and you shouldn't be ashamed of what you really are.

Wow, is that all you have to say?

All you have to say is "ew, gays are icky", which you justify by citing stereotypes of gay people so hilariously outdated that

a: you obviously have never met a single gay person in your life, or
b: you can only be using them because you're afraid of your secret obsession with crotch sausage.

Either way, you're very annoyingly verbose for someone with so little of valid substance to actually say about the subject.