(May 30, 2014 at 12:45 pm)Rhythm Wrote: He spoke...before the big bang? what exactly was he speaking with and into......? If he spoke it all into existence that would omit the air as his creation - since he'd be needing that to babble into.
“And God said 'Let there be light!'
But there was not yet a Universe for Him to spake in, nor Time within which to do anything
Nor air in which to propogate His words
So bugger all happened.
And God had not the capacity to understand why nothing was happening
And He stood there - on nothing, remember - spaking 'Hello? Hello? Erm, I'm going to try switching it off and then on again. Sometimes that works.'
And God vanished in a blaze of light
And sparks
And much cursing
And was never seen nor heard from again.“
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
