An unorthodox belief in God.

[mickiel]

jesus was baptized in the river Jordan, we still have that river
he prayed in the garden of gethsemede, we still have that garden
he was marched through the Damascus gate on his way to being killed, we have that gate
he was killed on the skull mountain, we have that mountain
he was buried in two possible graves, we have them both
he was slapped by a priest, we have that priest bones
a black man helped him carry his cross, we have the bone box of that black man
he taught in Jerusalem, that city is still there
all of this and more is confirmed in history; nothing about spiderman is recorded in history.

Nothing about Jesus is recorded in history apart from in your bible. And what the fuck are you talking about? Have you not read the spiderman comics? Not only that, but spiderman is also mentioned in both 'The Avengers' and 'X-men', how can you not see that he is real?


He is recorded in the Toledot Yeshu.

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I don't think you understand the difference between reality and spiderman.

Are you fucking kidding me? Are you honestly this stupid? Am I going to have to spell it out for you?

Spiderman prevented doctor Connors from turning everyone in NewYork city into lizard people. New York exists, there are no lizard people in NewYork, therefore spiderman exists.
I'm using the exact same logic you are, I'm just applying it to a different fictional character.

If you would have said Conan Mags, I may have given you a point.

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Ok, Mickie, now I know you're a Poe. If only you weren't trying too hard, I'd never have spotted you. The key to Poe humour is subtlety.

I am not trying, I am talking.