(May 3, 2010 at 10:49 am)Saerules Wrote:(May 3, 2010 at 10:46 am)KawaiiKoneko Wrote: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Five pounds of wood. Next!
TEHH!!! WRONG ANSWER! The correct answer would be:
Quote:A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
(According to the tongue twister, although the paper "The Ability of Woodchucks to Chuck Cellulose Fibers" by P.A. Paskevich and T.B. Shea in Annals of Improbable Research vol. 1, no. 4, pp. 4-9, July/August 1995, concluded that a woodchuck can chuck 361.9237001 cubic centimeters of wood per day.)
Haha I'm an asshole, I know XD[/code]