That's why this stuff is pretty much indistinguishable from the genuine article. It's so inherently batshit, you can't parody it without sounding equally crazy.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'