Apology

[Napoléon]

I tend to favor the word 'douche' + ________. Par example: douches canoe, douche bag, douche master, etc.

Or Twat waffle. that's my favorite.

If you said douche round my end you'd probably get laughed at, it's probably the one swear word Americans use that we can't take seriously. And ass. God damn, when will you learn, if you really want to offend, you say arse. Arsehole is so much better than asshole. It has more emphasis.

Wanker is pretty good but we only say that if someone's being a bit of a dick, not if we want to really offend someone. If we want to do that we use the good ol' fashioned cunt. That does the real damage.

Twat, as mentioned, is pretty good as well, some nice powerful consonants in there. Bastard too is pretty useful, then there's slag and prick. They're more subtle.

Then there's the less offensive ones like minge and knob. Knob can be pretty versatile. You can be aggressive with it: "you fucking knobhead", or you can be teasingly friendly "ah you silly knob", or you can be downright ludicrious "fucking knobjockey, what did you do that for you knobcheese?".


Can we start a new thread on this?