Stifling Joy!

[Ryantology]

Many studies show that married people are happier than singles, and Here's one that also shows that those who follow the typical religious plan of waiting until marriage for sex report better sex and better marriages:

All this says to me is that you have a much easier time in life if:

married people are happier than singles,

...Christians aren't allowed to define marriage for everyone,

conservatives are happier than liberals

...you get to enjoy undeserved privilege,

those who follow the typical religious plan of waiting until marriage for sex report better sex and better marriages

...your sexual appetite is extremely vanilla and you don't care about variety (and are willing to risk an entire lifetime of bad or no sex).