Fable 2

[KawaiiKoneko]

Okay. I've been playing it for a few months now and have beaten it. The only thing I haven't done yet is all of the dig spots, dive spots and about 10-20 gargoyles. >.<

But I have some HUGE critiques about the game. Which is why I'm hoping Fable 3 corrects them.

Get ready, here they come<3


1. The lag is annoying. I have tons of space on my hard drive, so I know it has nothing to do with that.
2. Better graphics plz. I felt like it was N64 on crack withdrawal.
3. Hulky women are not hot! I understand you bulking up the guys (too much, still), but I don't find hulk-women attractive. As the majority of men/women I've met don't think so, either.
4. Fix the whole "doing 'evil deeds' makes you look evil" bullshit. If that were true according to the game's definition, I'd be ugly as hell. And I'm not. So there
5. If I wanted a black baby, I'd have fucked/married a black man. Please make actual realistic looking blacks if you're going to be politically correct. I find it irritating in an amusing way when I fuck a white guy in the game and end up popping out a black baby. And make the blacks realistic, because I know they got lazy and changed a graphic for white, poor guys and added dark skin. And let's be real, here. It looked like white guys painted their faces Which takes away from the beauty of darker skin. If you're going to add different color skinned people, please be accurate. As in, realistic detail of that race and not randomizing children.
6. Make the glowing veins optional. I'd love to learn magic, but can't if I want my character to stay attractive to me, which means no blue glowing veins.
7. I'd love love, love, love more character customization. If you can dye your hair and clothes, and if magic can give you glowy blue veins, I want to be able to magic a nose/boob job. Not only that but being able to choose body size would be nice, along with height and facial structure.
8. No more choosing wealth, love or sacrificial options! That's retarded and I refuse to submit myself to such torture. How could I now choose my puppy over money or hundreds of other people when it obviously has more emotional significance. And what do I care that I could save lots of people? My character wouldn't want to live after losing her/his family and best friend (dog) that helped her/him through losing their big sister. DID YOU SEE HOW THE DOG JUMPED IN FRONT OF THE BULLET? How could that NOT make you cry? D':
9. More places to explore and quests. Because there really aren't enough to be satisfied. Most of the good ones end after the game or before the end.
10. can't remember my complaint here. But it'll come back to me. In which case I'll edit my post to fix.


All very irritable things that need to be fixed in the next game. I'll understand leaving in the whole "moral" part, but the rest of that shit needs-a-fixen. >[]<'