Proving the Bible is false in few words.

[fr0d0]

Me play

I like the way you started this, but I think you could do better and even add some branching logic:

1: Do you believe that the bible is the literal word of god?
A: No (go to 2)
B: Yes (go to 6)

2: So you agree that some things in the Bible are not literal, like Adam and Eve?
A: No (go to 6)
B: Yes (go to 3)

3.) So the Bible must be interpreted by (hu)man(s) as a collection of allegories?
A: No - you said "some things" not 'all things' dummy
B: Yes (go to 4)

4.) So who provides the interpretation?
A: X (fill in the blank, go to 5)

5.) So the bible is the literal word of X and you worship X?
A: No (they've stone walled. there is no hope. just walk away now)
B: Yes (oh fuck, they're really drinking the kool-aid. walk away and watch your back!)
Illogical question. I expect no better from an illogical person

6.) So you also believe that people should be killed for wearing cotton blends, that owning slaves is OK, and that it's also OK to sell your daughter?
A: No (they see the error of their ways. Welcome them to the dark side.)
B: Yes (RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!)
Conclusion : you're a twat! LOLOL

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Yet the Bible depicts God as a liar.

Proof or you owe me 1 shag