Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!

[Revelation777]

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God's universe, His rules.

Evidence?!? What's that? You got nothing? Well, ok then.

This plan of His is not an option.

Evidence?!? What's that? You got nothing? Well, ok then.

However, He gave you a free will to accept it or not.

Your gawd didn't give me shit.

Don't let this offer pass you before it is too late.

You sound like a really bad used car salesman! It will never be too late. There is no "return" to look forward to, no grand plan to worry about and no judgement to be afraid of after death.

Unless you want to provide some EVIDENCE of your bullshit claims, quit trying to earn heaven points off me. We all know the heaven points are the only reason you're here.

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Procreation happens one way.

So the fuck what?!? Who said sex has to be about pro-creation?!?

Sex is a recreational activity. When assholes like you quit treating it like a sacred gift from gawd, quit making it a horrible taboo and start treating it like the carnival ride it is I'll take your opinions about it as something other than BULLSHIT For fuck sake. I want to know why it's not a televised contact sport! Full contact fucking should be on right after (NFL) football.

I am a slave to God. You can either be a slave to God or a slave to sin, no riding the fence on this one.

I am a slave to nothing you self-righteous chucklefuck! You go ahead and enjoy that submissive position you're in. When, not if but when, your gawd starts beating you for nothing you've done. Don't come crying here.

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Fine, back in the Dark Age there was ignorance rampant; their world stretched only as far as the neighbouring village and was filled with the stench of disease and death compounded by ignorance.

Don't forget the stench of the open pit latrines and the communal middens.

Your problem, Rev, if I may, is that you have spent so much time and effort trying to be a xtian, you've forgotten how to be a human.

Why can I only give one kudos? This part deserves many, many more!

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Galaxy Driver,
Evidence is His creation. The majority of people on this planet do not question that in some way there was Intelligent Design. The complexity of this universe stemming from nothingness is complete non-sense. Many people don't want to believe in God because they don't want to culpable for their actions. Be thankful there is a God who came down as man and paid the price for our sins in full. All He asks of you is to believe. That requires faith. Jesus did live, He did die, He did resurrect, He rose back to heaven, and He is coming back soon. Don't say I didn't warn you. Friend, repent and get in the ark!