Cannibalism

[Caecilian]

I recommend starting with a very young human first so that you won't be overwhelmed by the rush of new experiences. Try starting off with a 6 month old baby or if you're worried about convience you can snatch a toddler from day care. Make sure to moisten them up while cooking them. If you cut them up just right you can probably cook em up like ribs either by using a BBQ or boiling them in a pot. In fact, come to think of it, rib sauce goes good with them as well.

Thanks for the great advice. I'll try a young 'un first. And here was me sharpening the cleaver in preparation for a 'social call' on my annoying neighbour!

I'd guess that you'd want a pretty strong sauce to go with a baby. Not much flavour otherwise. BBQ sounds good, but I might try something along the lines of human baby char siu:

4-6 servings

•Human baby, boneless -- 2-3 pounds
•Hoisin sauce -- 3/4 cup
•Soy sauce -- 1/2 cup
•Rice wine or dry sherry -- 1/2 cup
•Honey -- 1/3 cup
•Sugar -- 1 tablespoon
Method
1.Slice baby into strips about 2 inches wide and 5 inches long.
2.In a large bowl, mix together the hoisin, soy sauce, rice wine or sherry, honey and sugar. Add the baby strips and marinate for at least 2 hours, preferably overnight.
3.Preheat oven to 425°F. Add a rack to a roasting pan and fill the pan with water to come just below the rack. Wipe any excess marinade from the baby and line the strips up neatly in the roasting pan.
4.Place the pan in the oven and roast for 10 minutes. Reduce heat to 325°F and roast for another 30-40 minutes, turning and basting frequently with the remaining marinade or with peanut or sesame oil.
5.Cut into bite-sized pieces and serve.

Should be delicious!