(July 6, 2014 at 12:22 am)Amalynne0 Wrote: --I don't need anymore vehement voicemails or cookie baskets with little nettling notes about faith left at my doorstep.Next time you get a cookie basket, remove (or eat) most of the cookies, but leave a few with some bite marks and such.
Cover them with a few cooked spaghetti noodles and a dollop of pasta sauce.
Call the sender up and tell them your faith has been restored and they have to come see it for themselves. When they see the sauce and pasta covered cookies, tell them it came this way, and this is proof that the FSM has called you into his fold.
Yell "Raman!"