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[Violet]

Hey Sae, what's up today? (because it rhymes!)

Actually... it does not. The best you could pull off with that is a slant rhyme... and it's a rather unimpressive one at that. A slant rhyme is your last resort as a poet... the thing when you cannot find a good rhyme or metaphor... though that isn't to say that some are not clever.

Wutcha tickin bot?

I assume that you are asking "What are you thinking about?"... but I am stricken with uncertainty regarding precisely what your question was... :S

I'm thinking about how nice it would be to be allowed to spend nights with my beloved in the same bed... or even just in close proximity, with nobody else around. Along that same thought line... it would be really nice to have a vagina, boobs of a size worth notice, no more body hair, a face and voice that a girl might respect, my overlarge knuckles/hands/feet/general-body-sizes reduced a small bit, lightly-moderately freckled face, and clothing/hair dye of my choice...

*Saerules depressingly broods*

And while I'm wishing for things... I guess it wouldn't be too much to ask for a pony...

What are you having for dinner tonight?

I'm not sure you would call me on having definite meal times... but for the intent of our question: I intend to raid whatever I see in the fridge that appears edible and somewhat good tasting... that is what I will have for "dinner" tonight... if I don't sleep through to what you might call "a midnight snack" (which I might call "brunch").

Why can't I come up with anything witty?

It's not you... It's not you... it's me. I just need my space is all