A.K.A. "Here comes Gunny Boo Boo"
New Rules with Bill Maher
Seriously, though, I get wanting to own a handgun. I get wanting to carry around a hand gun "for protection" - like you're going to go all John McClane on some guy sticking you up for the cash in your wallet? Get real.
But automatics and semi-automatics? Really? Those are necessary to your life? You really think that your second amendment rights being infringed when you can't spray 60,000 bullets a minute at the beer can on your fence?
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.