Good grief. You're not supposed to eat the penis! There's no spiritual enlightenment in that, it merely increases your sex drive. This might sound like a benefit, but if you eat too many you'll surely be cursed with a perpetual stiffy, (very irritable), or a perpetually dripping vagina. (Lots of ruined panties).
Stick with organs. They're the most scrumpous and enlightening objects to feast upon.
Stick with organs. They're the most scrumpous and enlightening objects to feast upon.
Come my brethren and feast upon one another! (S)He who triumps and has eaten us all will be blessed with the knowledge of all those with whom (s)he has consumed!
