(May 18, 2010 at 12:32 pm)John_S3V Wrote: Good grief. You're not supposed to eat the penis! There's no spiritual enlightenment in that, it merely increases your sex drive. This might sound like a benefit, but if you eat too many you'll surely be cursed with a perpetual stiffy, (very irritable), or a perpetually dripping vagina. (Lots of ruined panties).
Stick with organs. They're the most scrumpous and enlightening objects to feast upon.
Who wears panties now?
Lucky me who doesn't generate her own vaginal fluids much?
Trust me when i tell you I do not eat them for enlightenment... I eat them because of their unique taste. I only find that this taste comes with them being annoyingly stringy.
Fr0d0 Wrote:Stringy?!
Stringy. Like a string.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
