(July 17, 2014 at 7:24 pm)atheist04330 Wrote: my mom sent me this:
A college Professor stood on his chair and said, “If your imaginary friend really exists, then maybe he can knock me off this chair”. Nothing happened. The class was quiet. “See! Now I’ll give it a couple more minutes.” An Army Vet stood, punched him in the face, knocking him out, then sat back down. As the Professor came to, he looked at student and said, “WHY’D YOU DO THAT!” Vet said “GOD was busy protecting my buddies still fighting for your right to say and do stupid stuff like this, so HE SENT ME!!”
What the fuck?
she said this really happened...
But she did not say where
One of those dumb email chain stories that gets passed around, like the "Einstein as a student" one lol.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
