(July 26, 2014 at 9:29 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Modern Christian facts:
Atheists are bad for god
Jebus rode a veloceraptor on his days off
All creatures great and small slept peacefully on a boat once
Gays are evil heathens
Murder if OK if in the name of {enter god name of choice}
Having slaves is OK.
Beating your slaves is OK. (As long as you do it the right way and it takes a few days for them to die from it.)
I've recently grown rudimentary legs and am now making the move from water to land.