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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 12:23 am
(July 27, 2014 at 12:17 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 26, 2014 at 10:07 pm)Chuck Wrote: Bananas. He was made of them.

Not sure if the animals were even carnivores at the time seeing that in the kingdom to come that animals will be herbivores. Isa_11:7 The cow and the bear shall graze; their young shall lie down together; and the lion shall eat straw like the ox.
Isa_65:25 The wolf and the lamb shall graze together; the lion shall eat straw like the ox, and dust shall be the serpent's food. They shall not hurt or destroy in all my holy mountain," says the LORD.


If you believe that doggerel merely because it was said to have been said by a "LORD", then even if lions really become herbivores they can still eat your brains without transgressing any part of their new dietary restrictions.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by Losty - June 11, 2014 at 11:57 pm
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