Is it possible to be a gay Christian?

[Purplundy]

There are countless versions of the Bible so why should anyone have to do any translating before reading it?

Because the earliest versions were written in non-English languages by people who would have better understood the words of those who originally wrote the Bible.

The ideas say what they say. The catch-all is "sexually immoral". Of course that can mean anything since the Bible characters screwed anything and anyone they could get their hands on.

Well, by that logic, "sexually immoral" can also not mean anything, and Christians would be left to debate whether or not a committed sexual relationship between two people is immoral if they both have dicks.