Here is the atheist version, Watson.
I'd like to think it is possible that someday you will allow yourself to experience the reality of life, the universe, and everything, without coloring that experience with superstitious make-believe. If you do, a bulb might light up in your mind and you will experience an intellectual awakening the likes of which you have yet to experience. Most of us atheists have had that experience. We started out like you and then, one day... we saw the truth. Having never had the experience of non-biased reality, you really don't know how to recognize it. The first step is to give up believing in fairy-tales. Realization and intellectual awakening will follow.
That is the truth as I see it.
I'd like to think it is possible that someday you will allow yourself to experience the reality of life, the universe, and everything, without coloring that experience with superstitious make-believe. If you do, a bulb might light up in your mind and you will experience an intellectual awakening the likes of which you have yet to experience. Most of us atheists have had that experience. We started out like you and then, one day... we saw the truth. Having never had the experience of non-biased reality, you really don't know how to recognize it. The first step is to give up believing in fairy-tales. Realization and intellectual awakening will follow.
That is the truth as I see it.