Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?

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Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?

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RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?

August 1, 2014 at 4:44 pm

(August 1, 2014 at 11:06 am)KUSA Wrote:
(August 1, 2014 at 2:20 am)Rhythm Wrote: That -right there- is why "god sweats the small stuff". No offense meant KUSA, not giving you any shit whatsoever - you don't dig turtle juice and I completely understand. I just couldn't pass up the opportunity.

I really don't mind if they beat off I just don't like seeing it. I mean than monkey cum looked like gorilla glue and the turtle came so much you could have boiled him in it.

Let me ask this just out of curiosity. Why can we watch animals blowing loads on this forum but we can't have a person doing the same?

If you're looking to watch people blow loads that shouldn't be hard to find online. You have to admit the dog standing erect and using his front paws to rub one out was pretty darned talented.

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Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Whateverist - July 31, 2014 at 3:12 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by archangle - July 31, 2014 at 3:47 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by vorlon13 - July 31, 2014 at 3:52 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Minimalist - July 31, 2014 at 4:03 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Whateverist - July 31, 2014 at 4:05 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Minimalist - July 31, 2014 at 5:54 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Whateverist - August 1, 2014 at 3:09 am

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Zen Badger - August 1, 2014 at 5:31 am

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by KUSA - July 31, 2014 at 6:11 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by vorlon13 - July 31, 2014 at 7:20 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Lemonvariable72 - July 31, 2014 at 6:14 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Violet - August 1, 2014 at 1:05 am

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by The Grand Nudger - August 1, 2014 at 2:20 am

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by KUSA - August 1, 2014 at 11:06 am

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Whateverist - August 1, 2014 at 4:44 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by archangle - August 1, 2014 at 10:05 am

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by RobbyPants - August 1, 2014 at 10:30 am

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by vorlon13 - August 1, 2014 at 1:03 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Minimalist - August 1, 2014 at 1:05 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by zebo-the-fat - August 1, 2014 at 4:20 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by KUSA - August 1, 2014 at 5:33 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Rob_W75 - August 1, 2014 at 5:34 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Lemonvariable72 - August 1, 2014 at 7:35 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Rob_W75 - August 1, 2014 at 7:50 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by KUSA - August 1, 2014 at 9:48 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Rob_W75 - August 2, 2014 at 11:19 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Cato - August 2, 2014 at 11:31 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by The Grand Nudger - August 1, 2014 at 5:43 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Whateverist - August 1, 2014 at 6:08 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Minimalist - August 1, 2014 at 6:38 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by KUSA - August 1, 2014 at 7:02 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by vorlon13 - August 1, 2014 at 11:17 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Whateverist - August 1, 2014 at 7:28 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Tartarus Sauce - August 4, 2014 at 5:50 pm

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