RE: 50 Sheds of Grey
August 1, 2014 at 6:39 pm
(This post was last modified: August 1, 2014 at 6:40 pm by Violet.)
Parody 50Shades Wrote:Frantically I tore off her dress, bra and knickers. My heart was racing but I just managed to close the wardrobe door before she got home.

Quote:She wanted to try phone sex so I pretended to be an IT support guy. It turned her on. Then it turned her off. Then it turned her on again.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day



