Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?

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Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?

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RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?

August 1, 2014 at 7:50 pm

(August 1, 2014 at 7:35 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote:
(August 1, 2014 at 5:34 pm)Rob_W75 Wrote: Is there a particular passage in the Bible that condemns masturbation?

Yes actually. Onan spill his seed on the ground and god killed him for it. Its in Genesis.

Phew. Thankfully I use a Kleenex.

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Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Whateverist - July 31, 2014 at 3:12 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by archangle - July 31, 2014 at 3:47 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by vorlon13 - July 31, 2014 at 3:52 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Minimalist - July 31, 2014 at 4:03 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Whateverist - July 31, 2014 at 4:05 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Minimalist - July 31, 2014 at 5:54 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Whateverist - August 1, 2014 at 3:09 am

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Zen Badger - August 1, 2014 at 5:31 am

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by KUSA - July 31, 2014 at 6:11 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by vorlon13 - July 31, 2014 at 7:20 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Lemonvariable72 - July 31, 2014 at 6:14 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Violet - August 1, 2014 at 1:05 am

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by The Grand Nudger - August 1, 2014 at 2:20 am

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by KUSA - August 1, 2014 at 11:06 am

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Whateverist - August 1, 2014 at 4:44 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by archangle - August 1, 2014 at 10:05 am

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by RobbyPants - August 1, 2014 at 10:30 am

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by vorlon13 - August 1, 2014 at 1:03 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Minimalist - August 1, 2014 at 1:05 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by zebo-the-fat - August 1, 2014 at 4:20 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by KUSA - August 1, 2014 at 5:33 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Rob_W75 - August 1, 2014 at 5:34 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Lemonvariable72 - August 1, 2014 at 7:35 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Rob_W75 - August 1, 2014 at 7:50 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by KUSA - August 1, 2014 at 9:48 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Rob_W75 - August 2, 2014 at 11:19 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Cato - August 2, 2014 at 11:31 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by The Grand Nudger - August 1, 2014 at 5:43 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Whateverist - August 1, 2014 at 6:08 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Minimalist - August 1, 2014 at 6:38 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by KUSA - August 1, 2014 at 7:02 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by vorlon13 - August 1, 2014 at 11:17 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Whateverist - August 1, 2014 at 7:28 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Tartarus Sauce - August 4, 2014 at 5:50 pm

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