Confessions

[Clueless Morgan]

I had a friend in high school who used to walk up to absolute strangers and start a conversation with them that assumed they knew him well. They'd think they must know him from somewhere and frantically play along. Then he'd get a puzzled look on his face and say, "wait you're not Fred. I'm sorry but you look so much alike," and walk away.

It's a wonder no one ever punched him.

The other day I was at a bagel shop frequented by the local cops (it's across the street from the police station) and I saw a friends' dad who is a sheriff. I went over to say hi and I asked him how his family was and what his daughter (with whom I was great friends) was up to these days until my order was finished and as I left I was snickering to myself because I could tell he had no idea who I was... :p

I'm pretty sure that as soon as I was out the door the 5 other cops with him were like, "Do you know her from somewhere?"

I met Clueless Morgan today (she's marvelous and beautiful) and I admit to feeling old and over the hill.

You are fabulous and it was great to meet you, too! Jenny A is one talented woman, y'all!