Every romance option in Dragon Age 2. Fuck Anders, fuck Isabella, fuck Isabella again, fuck Anders once more, who the hell thought that bitchy emo theme in both of the datable males was a good idea? Fuck Fenwhateverhisnameis, fuck Pikablu, fuck Isabella and Anders once more, and finally: fuck that sexy dwarf who won't do a little experimentation with a hawk.
* Violet takes a shotgun, and tosses the DA2 disk into the air.
PULL!
* Violet fires the shotgun, which tosses the DA2 disk splintering into the garbage bin where it belongs.
* Violet takes a shotgun, and tosses the DA2 disk into the air.
PULL!
* Violet fires the shotgun, which tosses the DA2 disk splintering into the garbage bin where it belongs.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
