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Mormon Church Admits J Smith Didn't Translate Book Of Abraham
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RE: Mormon Church Admits J Smith Didn't Translate Book Of Abraham
Quote: I also have a German ancestor who beat feet to the US because back in Germany he beat a guy to death with a sapling.

Was his last name Meinkraft?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Mormon Church Admits J Smith Didn't Translate Book Of Abraham - by Lucanus - August 7, 2014 at 12:18 pm

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