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How to Piss-Off Creationists 101:
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RE: How to Piss-Off Creationists 101:
You see, there's this book which details everything about your afterlife.

Quote: Chapters 1–16 The deceased enters the tomb, descends to the underworld, and the body regains its powers of movement and speech.
Chapters 17–63 Explanation of the mythic origin of the gods and places, the deceased are made to live again so that they may arise, reborn, with the morning sun.
Chapters 64–129 The deceased travels across the sky in the sun ark as one of the blessed dead. In the evening, the deceased travels to the underworld to appear before Osiris.
Chapters 130–189 Having been vindicated, the deceased assumes power in the universe as one of the gods. This section also includes assorted chapters on protective amulets, provision of food, and important places.[25]

After dead, you become a god... how so much better than that BS yahweh deal.
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How to Piss-Off Creationists 101: - by OfficerVajardian - August 14, 2014 at 10:41 am
RE: How to Piss-Off Creationists 101: - by Napoléon - August 14, 2014 at 10:57 am
RE: How to Piss-Off Creationists 101: - by pocaracas - August 14, 2014 at 11:02 am
RE: How to Piss-Off Creationists 101: - by Thumpalumpacus - August 14, 2014 at 11:29 am
RE: How to Piss-Off Creationists 101: - by Fidel_Castronaut - August 14, 2014 at 11:38 am
RE: How to Piss-Off Creationists 101: - by DramaQueen - August 14, 2014 at 2:04 pm
RE: How to Piss-Off Creationists 101: - by Clueless Morgan - August 14, 2014 at 11:51 am
RE: How to Piss-Off Creationists 101: - by OfficerVajardian - August 14, 2014 at 10:20 pm
RE: How to Piss-Off Creationists 101: - by Dystopia - August 14, 2014 at 7:45 pm
RE: How to Piss-Off Creationists 101: - by ShaMan - August 14, 2014 at 7:46 pm
RE: How to Piss-Off Creationists 101: - by Minimalist - August 15, 2014 at 1:51 am
RE: How to Piss-Off Creationists 101: - by Minimalist - August 15, 2014 at 1:26 pm
RE: How to Piss-Off Creationists 101: - by Angrboda - August 15, 2014 at 6:18 pm
RE: How to Piss-Off Creationists 101: - by BlackMason - August 16, 2014 at 2:19 am
RE: How to Piss-Off Creationists 101: - by Zidneya - August 16, 2014 at 2:25 am

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