Feel under their fringe for the horns? Cut them in half and look for the big red A that goes right through their trunk? Throw holy water at them and look for an unimpressed reaction? Listen for a heartbeat: if you don't hear one, you've got yourself an atheist. 
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee
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