(August 19, 2014 at 4:05 pm)Luckie Wrote: My cousin once beat the shit out of my dog with a slipper. Didn't do anything but hurt my dogs' dignity. But that night.. I heard horrified screams from my cousins room. I ran in to find that my dog had taken a crap on the carpet. Then mid crap she had apparently decided that that was not justice enough, and she jumped onto the bed to finish it off. I was never so proud of my dog, than I was at that moment.
That is funny.
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I would be a televangelist....but I have too much of a soul.