(August 19, 2014 at 1:20 pm)Minimalist Wrote:Quote:How does an orgasm feel like?
It's better than shrimp....I can tell you that.
Puts me in mind of a (very) old joke:
A rabbi and a priest are sharing a train car and fall into conversation about their respective faiths.
'Tell me honestly,' says the priest. 'In all your life, have you never, not even once, violated the rule against eating non-kosher foods?'
The rabbi has a bit of a think, and says, 'Well, to be perfectly frank with you, I have. I was a young rabbinical student, and could not, for the life of me, figure out why God was so strict regarding our diet. To test my faith, I suppose, I once ate a small slice of baked ham. I've regretting my failing ever since, and haven't repeated the offense.
'Now, my new Catholic friend', the rabbi continues, 'fair play - it is your turn to be honest with me. You priests are sworn to a life of celibacy. Naturally, you've been tempted - you wouldn't be human otherwise. But have you ever, since you took your holy vows, yielded to that temptation? I'll be even more blunt: Have you, since becoming a priest, had sex with a woman?'
The priest gives a long, shuddering sigh and answers, 'I have. Good to get it off my chest. I haven't even mentioned it in confession, but yes. Several years ago, I was counseling a woman in my congregation and we were both weak and we sinned.'
The rabbi smiles, leans forward, and says, 'Better than ham, isn't it?'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
