RE: Should man rule over women for women’s own good?
August 23, 2014 at 6:04 pm
(This post was last modified: August 23, 2014 at 6:07 pm by Minimalist.)
Quote:An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
Quote:"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce Court Judge said,
"And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,"
"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."