Evangelical Landlord

[Eilonnwy]

That isn't an advert for a room...that's an advert for a prison.

• There is even a window! Security bars installed for your safety and to prevent unauthorized activity
  
• Closed circuit camera installed for security and safety. One in your suite, one at the entrance, and one in the exercise yard.
  
• Heat – Maintained at 21 degrees with lock box to prevent unauthorized tampering. Additional heating available for $20.00 per extra degree of heating per month. You may not use your oven to heat the apartment. If you do, you will be fined $50.00 per occurrence.
  
• Wireless internet (with content filter applied to block forbidden/immoral websites)
  
• You do not participate in lascivious deviant sexual behavior
  
• You do not choose alternative lifestyles as your lifestyle
  
• You do not smoke, drink or take drugs. Mandatory drug screening required.
  
• Wake up will be at 5:30am each morning. All ceiling lights in the suite will be turned on automatically.
  
• Ceiling lights in the suite will be turned off at 11:30pm.
  

I mean...come on.

And what's even more ridiculous is that apparently, given the title, people have applied. X_x