So guys, Michelle Obama is hung better than most of us..

[Brakeman]

Oh I almost forgot, the bulging pecker in Michelle's dress at 16:30 in the video.
That ain't no kotex in the wrong place.

It's sad that we have to explain to the Professor the correct location of a man's pecker. Perhaps his own balls haven't dropped yet, but as you can judge from the bend of the hip, the "bulge" in her dress is too high to be man parts. It doesn't matter if you claim length either as then the angle is wrong.

From this image she couldn't hide much of an impressive package.

Admit it! It's the color of her skin that really bothers you.