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Why are spiders more scary than sharks?

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RE: Why are spiders more scary than sharks?

September 6, 2014 at 11:50 am

It has to do with the Alien/arachnid conspiracy.

Sure tiger penis is good but tiger shark is much better, look at the shape of them, so sleek and phallic. EAT MORE TIGER SHARK [hypnotic smiley goes here when I find one]

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Why are spiders more scary than sharks? - by lifesagift - September 5, 2014 at 6:46 pm

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RE: Why are spiders more scary than sharks? - by lifesagift - September 5, 2014 at 6:50 pm

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