(September 8, 2014 at 3:06 pm)graciesings Wrote:(August 7, 2014 at 11:39 pm)ignoramus Wrote: How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
(WIP. Best answer gets big kudos and a sloppy kiss from Losty!)
Attempt #1
None, they like being kept in the dark.
We don't neeeeed light bulbs. We are the light of the world, the shining city on a hill. Why would weeeeeee need lightbulbs?
(goes and spends a fortune on invisible light bulbs that were invented by an atheist scientist.)
Ok fine I will kiss you. Only because that was wonderful