Scottish independance?

[Rev. Rye]

Honestly, at this point, I think the biggest thing pushing me towards not supporting Scottish Independence is that if it happens, when I have another Weird Britain column, It'll be more difficult to find stories now that the Scots aren't part of the UK anymore.

I think the crew in Buckingham palace will satisfy your readership's morbid curiosity for the foreseeable future.

Just for the record, here's a few stories from Scotland I've covered:

• Island in the Hebrides suffers a drought due to the Ice Bucket Challenge
  
• David MacGregor: Scotland's dumbest criminal.
  
• Bus driver claims to have psychic powers.
  
• Father attempts to kill son over Bacon Sandwich,
  
• Wild West fan threatens heating repairman with a gun for no reason.
  
• Father and Son build an Adam West-era Batmobile.
  
• Blind man gets his dream car (just like Colin McRae's)... and gets into a car crash almost immediately.