(September 11, 2014 at 4:47 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: On an "T" intersection on a busy street in my city, a local Jesus freak has put up a white poster board with the phrase "Jesus Loves You" on it.
It's been nailed to a telephone pole and has been there now for a couple of months. Since the intersection is a "T", I get a good long time to see this silly sign multiple times per week.
The sign annoys both my gf and I and we were considering just removing it. But then, the devil entered our hearts and we thought it would be funny to add another sign, right below the first, to "complete" it.
Please contribute your own ideas. I might even use your phrase, post it and take a pic. The second phrase must be short - only a few words.
My gf and I were on a brainstorming roll and came up with the following:
Jesus loves you
Zeus loves you more
Jesus loves you
then never calls
Jesus loves you
only $50 dollah!
Jesus loves you
long time solider boy! or just (long time!)
Jesus loves you
but will he respect you afterwards?
Jesus loves you
as long as you pay now!
Jesus loves you
Suckee! Suckee! $10 dollah!
Jesus loves you
He so Horny!
and so on...
Jesus loves you
But God thinks you're a cunt
MM
"The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions" - Leonardo da Vinci
"I think I use the term “radical” rather loosely, just for emphasis. If you describe yourself as “atheist,” some people will say, “Don’t you mean ‘agnostic’?” I have to reply that I really do mean atheist, I really do not believe that there is a god; in fact, I am convinced that there is not a god (a subtle difference). I see not a shred of evidence to suggest that there is one ... etc., etc. It’s easier to say that I am a radical atheist, just to signal that I really mean it, have thought about it a great deal, and that it’s an opinion I hold seriously." - Douglas Adams (and I echo the sentiment)
"I think I use the term “radical” rather loosely, just for emphasis. If you describe yourself as “atheist,” some people will say, “Don’t you mean ‘agnostic’?” I have to reply that I really do mean atheist, I really do not believe that there is a god; in fact, I am convinced that there is not a god (a subtle difference). I see not a shred of evidence to suggest that there is one ... etc., etc. It’s easier to say that I am a radical atheist, just to signal that I really mean it, have thought about it a great deal, and that it’s an opinion I hold seriously." - Douglas Adams (and I echo the sentiment)
