Evangelical Landlord

[Purple Rabbit]

I think it's a hoax from that jackass or punk'd guys. But nevertheless it is a good reason to vent some abhorrance from evangelical mind control.

• You are employed > His wife is not employed herself.
• You do not participate in lascivious deviant sexual behavior > These mental anomalies having sex is deviant enough for me or did their children spontanuously arise from the vacuum of their minds? Also, demand a HIV-test from both.
• You do not choose alternative lifestyles as your lifestyle > Then what are they doing? Mainstream fascism still is fascism.
• You do not have any criminal history > Claiming the control over mind and body of others is illegal as hell, they're re-doing the life and work of Jozef Fritzl. Exposing kids to this level of mental abuse and fascistic indoctrination is child abuse. Immediate incarceration for both.
• You must have excellent character references > Compared to what? A bunch of radical fundamentalistic, narcistic, evangelicals with an insatiable urge to monitor their tennants as if they are god himself? On which planet do they mean, planet of the mental apes?
• You do not smoke, drink or take drugs. Mandatory drug screening required. > To get this far some chemicals in the brain must have gone really sour. Demand a lobotomy from these dangerous guys before even considering to not jail them.