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Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
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RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
(September 15, 2014 at 8:52 am)Dissily Mordentroge Wrote: As to prevention, why not ask your dentist to instal dentures down there,

LOL, anal dentata - the corollary to vagina dentata that services the night sweet needs of a whole different demographic. I have to wonder if there is somebody, somewhere, with this fear.......
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by ComradeMeow - August 22, 2014 at 9:23 pm
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Losty - August 22, 2014 at 9:25 pm
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Zidneya - August 22, 2014 at 9:51 pm
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Bad Wolf - August 22, 2014 at 10:29 pm
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by vorlon13 - August 22, 2014 at 11:17 pm
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by ignoramus - August 23, 2014 at 12:30 am
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Diablo - August 23, 2014 at 7:26 am
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Jackalope - August 23, 2014 at 11:01 pm
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Zidneya - August 24, 2014 at 12:01 am
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Nine - August 24, 2014 at 7:21 pm
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Losty - August 24, 2014 at 7:24 pm
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Nine - August 24, 2014 at 7:26 pm
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Exian - September 15, 2014 at 10:49 am
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by vorlon13 - September 15, 2014 at 10:52 am
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Losty - September 15, 2014 at 12:22 pm
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Aoi Magi - September 15, 2014 at 11:30 am
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by The Grand Nudger - September 15, 2014 at 11:41 am
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Exian - September 15, 2014 at 12:00 pm
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by vorlon13 - September 15, 2014 at 1:42 pm

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