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Of Holes and A-Holes
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RE: Of Holes and A-Holes
(September 15, 2014 at 11:28 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Collapsed the wavefunction of the probabilistic determinatrix of the hole location and essentially quantum tunneled it to a new invex.
Mmmm, I think it went something more like:

Portable Hole: A portable hole is a circle of cloth spun from the webs of a phase spider interwoven with strands of ether and beams of starlight. When opened fully, a portable hole is 6 feet in diameter, but it can be folded up to be as small as a pocket handkerchief. When spread upon any surface, it causes an extradimensional space 10 feet deep to come into being. This hole can be picked up from inside or out by simply taking hold of the edges of the cloth and folding it up. Either way, the entrance disappears, but anything inside the hole remains.
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Of Holes and A-Holes - by Neo-Scholastic - September 15, 2014 at 6:33 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Darkstar - September 15, 2014 at 6:41 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by ignoramus - September 15, 2014 at 6:47 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Jackalope - September 15, 2014 at 6:57 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Aoi Magi - September 15, 2014 at 6:58 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by fr0d0 - September 15, 2014 at 7:10 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Minimalist - September 15, 2014 at 7:07 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by genkaus - September 15, 2014 at 7:24 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Aoi Magi - September 15, 2014 at 7:24 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by ShaMan - September 15, 2014 at 7:26 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Tonus - September 15, 2014 at 7:27 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by bennyboy - September 15, 2014 at 7:29 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by genkaus - September 15, 2014 at 7:36 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by bennyboy - September 15, 2014 at 9:05 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by genkaus - September 16, 2014 at 2:55 am
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by bennyboy - September 16, 2014 at 12:11 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Exian - September 15, 2014 at 7:31 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Neo-Scholastic - September 17, 2014 at 7:53 am
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Aoi Magi - September 15, 2014 at 7:42 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Angrboda - September 15, 2014 at 10:51 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by vorlon13 - September 15, 2014 at 11:11 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by JesusHChrist - September 15, 2014 at 11:23 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by vorlon13 - September 15, 2014 at 11:28 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by LostLocke - September 16, 2014 at 12:13 am
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by vorlon13 - September 16, 2014 at 1:21 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Chas - September 15, 2014 at 11:30 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Esquilax - September 16, 2014 at 1:44 am
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Brakeman - September 16, 2014 at 12:36 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Anomalocaris - September 16, 2014 at 1:08 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Mothonis - September 16, 2014 at 1:14 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Neo-Scholastic - September 16, 2014 at 1:19 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Mothonis - September 16, 2014 at 1:24 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by LostLocke - September 16, 2014 at 2:54 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by downbeatplumb - September 16, 2014 at 2:37 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Madness20 - September 17, 2014 at 6:49 am
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by fr0d0 - September 17, 2014 at 7:59 am
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by bennyboy - September 17, 2014 at 12:12 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Exian - September 17, 2014 at 12:57 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Neo-Scholastic - September 17, 2014 at 1:09 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Chas - September 17, 2014 at 2:51 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by genkaus - September 17, 2014 at 6:43 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Neo-Scholastic - September 19, 2014 at 3:28 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by fr0d0 - September 19, 2014 at 5:08 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by genkaus - September 19, 2014 at 10:25 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by vorlon13 - September 17, 2014 at 1:11 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Exian - September 19, 2014 at 4:26 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Angrboda - September 19, 2014 at 6:54 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by bennyboy - September 19, 2014 at 7:19 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Anomalocaris - September 19, 2014 at 7:51 pm
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by Brakeman - September 20, 2014 at 11:14 am
RE: Of Holes and A-Holes - by vorlon13 - September 20, 2014 at 11:16 am

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